they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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