Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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