is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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