That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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