Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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