how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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