The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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