well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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