please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I need water and some morals
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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