Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Congratulations! We have a period
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