whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
this hospital has no fireball
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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