I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize
