i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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