Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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