I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i just made my gag reflex go away.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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