Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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