Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My feet surprised me
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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