i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
send nudes
from the living room?
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