i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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