I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
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