escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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