Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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