can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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