I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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