Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
