if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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