TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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