Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Need sex. Gaining weight.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
zippers are such a cool invention
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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