He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
