..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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