I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
This is my gift to your gina
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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