No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Randomize
