he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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