i think my tv is drunk
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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