New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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