so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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