This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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