I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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