remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
My vagina is officially offended.
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