yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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