Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Please, let me fuck your mom
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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