He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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