Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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