Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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