I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
40s are totally the cure
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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