YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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