question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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