help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize