my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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