She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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