So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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