I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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