Umm I'm too high to move.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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