sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You don't make any sense
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