That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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