Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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